- Everyone: Lewandowski might go to Bayern!
- Everyone: Luis Suarez might go to Bayern!
- Everyone: My grandma might go to Bayern!
- No one: Mario Götze might go to Bayern!
- Mario Götze: I'm going to Bayern!
Barca's possible excuse list tonight
- The ref was unfair
- The pitch was too dry
- This happened with us and AC Milan
- WE HAD MORE POSSESSION GOD DAMN IT
- Messi is sick
- Messi will make it a glorious comeback
- It's all Real Madrid's fault
- WE HAD POSSESSION
